The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons for weariness, the least thing, such as playing billiards or hitting a ball, is sufficient enough to amuse him.

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.