Women
  • Most women are wise to the fact that lots of men love a cat-fight, and thus go out of their way not to give them one.

  • I have yet to see a drama that puts forward women who are successful and also have a family... they are nearly always seen as victims.

  • 'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened into a state of babyish beatification.

  • Make no mistake, most women are well aware that they've never had it so good when they enter a spa or salon, it is purely a hair/nails thing, a prelude to an evening of guilt-free fun.

  • Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.