They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

I don't think I'm funny.

It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.

Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.