I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness.

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.