So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

The sad thing about any business I suppose, but in mine you see it particularly, is that you're always asked to do what you've already done.

And for some reason, when I'm sad, I do listen to Leonard Cohen, I do listen to Joni Mitchell. I do find myself going to the music that's actually reflecting my mood, as opposed to sticking on Motown, which might actually bring my mood up.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when we get good service.

It's sad when girls think they don't have anything going on except being pretty.