Failure is not an option. Everyone has to succeed.

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed.

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten?

After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise.