Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic.

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.