Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.