Ambrose Bierce
  • Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

  • Prescription: A physician's guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.

  • Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

  • The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

  • Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.