Ann Landers
  • Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

  • The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

  • There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat.

  • People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

  • Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.