Bertrand Russell
  • Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

  • Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.

  • Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted.

  • Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter second, telling other people to do so.

  • One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.