I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life.