Bill Maher
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Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
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Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
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Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
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Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.
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I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.