Bill Maher
  • Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'

  • Let's face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

  • Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.

  • Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.

  • I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.