Bill Maher
  • Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window.

  • Men are only as loyal as their options.

  • Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.

  • I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?

  • Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn't insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable.