Bill Watterson
  • I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

  • Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

  • So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

  • The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  • God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.