Bill Watterson
  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

  • Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

  • Mothers are the necessity of invention.

  • That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.