A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

My philosophy is to take one day at a time. I don't worry about the future. Tomorrow is even out of sight for me.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.