All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.