I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem.

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.

All my children inherited perfect pitch.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me.