Chris Rock
  • You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.

  • I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.

  • A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

  • There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

  • A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.