It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?

My goal is more to be remembered. They'll remember this thing and like it in the future. The trick is to stay remembered long enough for that to happen.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.