Dane Cook
  • My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

  • I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

  • If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

  • I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

  • In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.