Dane Cook
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.