Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.

It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?