David Letterman
  • There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

  • Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

  • There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.

  • I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.

  • We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.