David Letterman
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
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I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets.