I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

I didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.

For example, I was a White House intern the summer before I dropped out of law school. Everybody knew about it. I'd come home and go to church and everybody would say, 'Oh, my God. Demetri, you're working at the White House.'