There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I rant, therefore I am.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.