Dick Gregory
  • I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

  • Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

  • When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.

  • When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening - there wasn't no 24-hour news.

  • In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.