Dick Gregory
  • Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

  • I buy about $1,500 worth of papers every month. Not that I trust them. I'm looking for the crack in the fabric.

  • And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.