One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

I have often noticed that ancestors never boast of the descendants who boast of ancestors. I would rather start a family than finish one. Blood will tell, but often it tells too much.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.