Don Rickles
  • Funny is funny.

  • I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

  • You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

  • Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.

  • You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.