Doug Coupland
  • I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.

  • Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

  • Nature is one great big wood-chipper. Sooner or later, everything shoots out the other end in a spray of blood, bones and hair.

  • If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

  • Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room.