Eddie Izzard
  • I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

  • Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal.

  • I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

  • Never put a sock in a toaster.

  • I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.