Eddie Izzard
  • So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

  • Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

  • I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

  • There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?

  • I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.