Erma Bombeck
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.
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Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.