Erma Bombeck
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.