Erma Bombeck
  • A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

  • Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.

  • It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

  • I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

  • Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.