Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.

Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine.