Fred Allen
  • An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

  • Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

  • The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

  • The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion.

  • The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.