The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.