H. L. Mencken
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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
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Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.
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Honor is simply the morality of superior men.