H. L. Mencken
  • Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later for another thing, they die earlier.

  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

  • Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.

  • For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.

  • Honor is simply the morality of superior men.