Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.

Women have simple tastes. They get pleasure out of the conversation of children in arms and men in love.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.