Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Love, the quest marriage, the conquest divorce, the inquest.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.