Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.