The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.