Wedding
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An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.
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A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
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That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.
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I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.
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Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.