Wedding
  • An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court.

  • A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

  • That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse.

  • I'd imagine my wedding as a fairy tale... huge, beautiful and white.

  • Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.