Wedding
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The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.
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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
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In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.