Wedding
  • The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

  • A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

  • A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

  • In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

  • In my 50s I'll be dancing at my children's weddings.