Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

I am about to be married, and am of course in all the misery of a man in pursuit of happiness.

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.