Phyllis Diller
  • Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

  • Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

  • Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

  • My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

  • Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.