It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.