Jeff Foxworthy
  • Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

  • I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

  • That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

  • I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

  • If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.