Jeff Foxworthy
  • If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

  • I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

  • It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

  • Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

  • My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.