Jeff Foxworthy
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
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Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.
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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.